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10 Hilariously Funny Proposal Lines You Can’t Say No To

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  1. Looking into your eyes always calms me down. Everything looks and feels wonderful when I’m with you. As long as I have breath in my body, I pledge to be by your side through thick and thin, in good times and bad. You make my existence worthwhile and give me purpose. Are you willing to get married to me?
  2. Without you, my existence would be as meaningless as an erased pencil, a jar of honey. I’m hoping you’ll understand me and be a positive influence in my life. Please consider my point!
  3. The one person I can count on and trust is you, and you’ve been there for me when I needed a shoulder to lean on. Will you be my one and only, or my everything, as my best friend and the love of my life?
  4. I have been staring at you for the past hour and am beginning to worry if anything is wrong with my head. There was something I wanted to say to you, but now I can’t remember what it was. In a nutshell, you are so stunningly beautiful that I completely blanked on what I was going to say to you. Are you willing to get married to me?
  5. I don’t know what goes into making my soul, but I do know for sure that your soul and mine are made from the same mold.
  6. I adore you; the sight of you makes me want to wrap my arms around you and never let go. You are the shining star that illuminates my world and mends my broken heart.
  7. You deserve the world, sweetie, and I wish I could offer it to you, but my finances don’t allow it. When I offer you the finest I can afford, I ask that you please attempt to appreciate it. Hey there, sweetheart!
  8. Every time I gaze into those gorgeous eyes, my heart starts to flutter, and I can’t help but wonder what my life would be like if I were blind. I could stare at you all day if I could.
  9. It seems you have everything I’ve been looking for my whole life. Is that you, Google? Whoops, I was hoping for someone like you. You’ve been so hard to find, but I’m so grateful to have located you at last.
  10. Honey, it’s not easy to prioritize loving you over the need to breathe. But now I know that if I have to make that call, the last thing I want to do is anything but tell my sweetie how much I love them.